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How your data is used: the quick version

 

The Shopify platform automatically collects and securely stores customer information. I will access that information only as necessary to fulfill your order. I will never share or sell your data. Shopify may be collecting additional information about customer behavior so feel free to select 'required cookies only.'

I have not connected any third-party apps to this site because my experience in the tech industry has taught me there are vulnerabilities at every layer—in this case not from bad actors, but from a bunch of sociopaths who went to business school and think you're the product. We're supposed to like the "value" of our data being harvested to bring us a "unique" and "personalized" internet shopping experience? Well I went to business school too and I well know what bullshit sounds like you hacks.

Do you work with brand affiliates? or host sponsored content?

Ew, no.